What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast?
The One Show
Why don't you ever see Father Christmas in hospital?
Because he has private elf care
How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born?
They had a weigh in a manger.
Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
Because they were two deer
Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Because their days are numbered
How do you know if Santa's been in your garden shed?
You've got three extra hoes
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