People say I have the legs of a dancer. But until they find
the rest of the body, the cops have nothing on me!
Tuesday, 17 December 2013
jump leads
A drunk walks into a bar with a pair of jump leads around his neck.
The barman says, "You can stay but don't try to start anything."
The barman says, "You can stay but don't try to start anything."
road worker
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Christmas Cracker Jokes
What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast?
The One Show
Why don't you ever see Father Christmas in hospital?
Because he has private elf care
How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born?
They had a weigh in a manger.
Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
Because they were two deer
Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Because their days are numbered
How do you know if Santa's been in your garden shed?
You've got three extra hoes
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