amnesia

I had amnesia once - or maybe twice? 

blind dates

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. 

Conjunctivitis

“Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes”

Inland Revenue

Inland Revenue: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

revenge

Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.