One Liners: January 2012

Monday, 30 January 2012

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal.

If God wanted us to go METRIC Jesus would've had 10 disciples not 12.

A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize.

Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

I bet you I could stop gambling.

A dog who attends a flea circus most likely will steal the whole show.

Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.