Barbie

Q. Did you hear about the new "divorced" Barbie doll that they're selling in stores now?
A. It comes with all of Ken's stuff.

Kids

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Driving

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

War

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Camping

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Tiger

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"